Skisso

Have a Better
Family Trip!

With Deliciously Psychoactive Sweets from Skisso

Other sweets may taste like heaven, but only those from Skisso will take you there!

They’re half the price of ordinary drugs, and they come in much cooler packaging!

That Sugar Rush
Ain’t from Sugar!

Baby Nono

Put Your Baby
in Sleep Mode!

With the Instantly Sedative Baby Nono Formula

Every spoon of Baby Nono is an hour of nap time for the baby and me time for mommy!

Give your baby a little nono when you need to take that phone call or that ski trip!

You’ll Forget
You Had a Baby!

Maniax

Exterminate
Your Fear!

With the Positively Aggressive Maniax Candy Bar

Maniax is a shot in the arm for your ego and a bullet in the head for your conscience!

Grab a bite and grow a pair to do everything you always wanted to do but shouldn’t!

Your Heart Will Stop
Before You Do!

Dopa Minis

Enjoy the
Unenjoyable!

With the Addictively Euphoric Dopa Minis Gummies

Dopa Minis lift you so high that you won’t see, hear, feel or smell anything unpleasant!

Take 1 to turn the work floor into a dance floor, take 2 to turn a cellmate into a soulmate!

Your Only Worry
Will Be Running Out!